Animal Radio 99

yourartur:

Humans only have one ending. Ideas live forever ✨💧💖

Ig arthurshahverdyanart

completely-static:

go watch Barbie

celceta:

I love seasonal fruits they’re like girl we’re back lol

welcome-to-the-holonet:

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nakedmonkey:

shetheycock:

german duolingo lady: Er trinkt

me: i didnt hear this better click the Slow Pronunciation Turtle of Shame

german duolingo lady, now with intense judgment and hate in her voice, articulating like im 5 years old: ER….. TRINKT……

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

sword-and-nightingale:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

tolkien-feels:

lostsometime:

kingofcarrotflowerspt1:

if we want to stop the patriarchal concept of surnames being passed down the male line, we have a few options options that i’d be 100% fine with:

1. children get whichever surname is cooler, to eliminate uncool surnames over the generations
2. children get whichever surname is rarer, to achieve a utopian future in a few centuries where all surnames are more or less equally common
3. children’s surnames are randomly generated: say, heads for parent #1’s surname, tails for parent #2’s surname
4. parents pick the first names first, and then a court decides which surname fits it better. so if a couple named mr. madison and mr. liu want to name their daughter alison, she’ll get the surname liu, because alison madison sounds ridiculous
5. everyone stops having children right now

6) both parents’ surnames are combined into a new name, in the same vein as portmanteau ship-names

7) We adopt elvish naming customs and have upwards of three names for each individual, none of which are surnames and all of which may be translated to any other language for any reason at any point in our lives. This has no advantages but will really annoy every government on earth and I just think it’d be really funny to watch them figure out the paperwork for that

I once completed a name change for a Miss White, she was getting married to Mr. Black

They both changed their name to Mr and Mrs. Grey

No one will ever do this better than them.

(via tales-of-kaylor)

hjarta:

i keep thinking about this and giggling

(via yourorganicshoes)

lizmitches:

“Look, I know you all want me to talk about pie charts or cake graphs, but that’s not the entire story. What you don’t see is how I make sure that forgetful students get supplies. Or how I help students with broke parents get uniforms that fit so they don’t get roasted all day. Or how I have barrels of lotion stashed all around the school so these kids don’t start a commotion with their crusty ankles. My unique approachbetters the school.“

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funnytwittertweets:

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anxietyproblem:

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lesbiacebian:

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

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alexzalben:

pancakeke:

I tried combining the 🥺 emoji with all the other emojis and these ones were the best

tag yourself, I’m beans