Aug 28, 2014
215,750 notes

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(via niehaus-vause)

Aug 28, 2014
338,743 notes
for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via eniramhtebazile)

Aug 28, 2014
62,762 notes
magdolenelives:

nodamncatnodamncradle:

burningbrooklynbridges:

grown. ass. men.
you scared she gonna strike out yr precious baby boy? OH TOO LATE.

they were doing a special on her on one of the news channels at the gym. i didnt have the headphones so i couldnt hear the story, but one of the photos they showed was of a little girl in the crowd holding up a sign that said “I want to throw like a girl.” For every pathetic, insecure grown man who is threatened by this amazingly talented girl, hopefully there is another little girl who is inspired. But that she has to put up wit this kind of abuse even though she is OBJECTIVELY the best pitcher in the league right now and can throw a ball SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR is absolutely uncalled for. She is truly phenomenal, and those dads can all go eat shit and live

It must be awfully hot for sports this time of year. I hope she’s keeping cool by spritzing herself with male tears throughout the game. Crisp, refreshing!

magdolenelives:

nodamncatnodamncradle:

burningbrooklynbridges:

grown. ass. men.

you scared she gonna strike out yr precious baby boy? OH TOO LATE.

they were doing a special on her on one of the news channels at the gym. i didnt have the headphones so i couldnt hear the story, but one of the photos they showed was of a little girl in the crowd holding up a sign that said “I want to throw like a girl.” For every pathetic, insecure grown man who is threatened by this amazingly talented girl, hopefully there is another little girl who is inspired. But that she has to put up wit this kind of abuse even though she is OBJECTIVELY the best pitcher in the league right now and can throw a ball SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR is absolutely uncalled for. She is truly phenomenal, and those dads can all go eat shit and live

It must be awfully hot for sports this time of year. I hope she’s keeping cool by spritzing herself with male tears throughout the game. Crisp, refreshing!

(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via thesaturnyear)

Aug 25, 2014
506,552 notes

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

(via i-willloveyou-endlessly)

Aug 25, 2014
276,518 notes
4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via i-willloveyou-endlessly)

Aug 24, 2014
182,605 notes

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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(via thelesbianguide)

Aug 24, 2014
97,792 notes
Aug 21, 2014
46,691 notes

floozys:

i’m bi but not bi like i’ll have a threesome with you and your girlfriend i’m bi like i’ll steal your girl and fuck your brother 

(via missaimeephillips)

Aug 21, 2014
13,274 notes
Aug 21, 2014
1,113,860 notes

twinking:

stability:

philwrir:

officialfrenchtoast:

INTENSE

ITS BACK

I’m bringing this back from the depths of hell

I JUST WATCHED THIS AND I THINK MY DAD THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING PORN

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied, via perks-of-being-chinese)

Aug 19, 2014
19,560 notes
Aug 19, 2014
187,881 notes

hiccupofcoffee:

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
Watch this

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but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

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but it gets better

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much better

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(via incrediblejoan)

Aug 19, 2014
98,956 notes

gayisthenewokay:

they were so gay

(Source: brittany-snodes, via incrediblejoan)

Aug 19, 2014
104,741 notes
Aug 19, 2014
614,619 notes

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

(Source: sizvideos, via burninaces)

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